The Calls of Cthulhu

No, no, no.
The bigger problem is Cthulhu as a confidant.
He never leaves when you're ready for bed, he drinks all the beer out of your fridge, and he's always talking about Yog-Sothoth behind its back when you'd wish he'd give it a rest. But the worst, very worst thing about being friendly with Cthulhu is the way he will fill up your answering machine when you're pretending you're not home, dialing and dialing and dialing to ask if you got his last message and would you call him back and if he's not in he has his cell....

Once you're friends with him, you'll never stop dealing with the calls of Cthulhu.

by revnk